Benjamin M. Walker

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4 Things To Consider When Painting A Tunnel On A Wall

So it's finally come to it. You're going to paint a tunnel on a wall. I'm not going to ask why you're doing this, what strange road your life has …

Ovechkin’s frustrations continue as Finland edges Russia at worlds

Another summer, another frustrating time for Alex Ovechkin.<p>Granted, he often finds success with Russia at the worlds after seemingly annual …

Ice Hockey

Hitchcock says Backes and Fabbri ‘should be good to go’ for Game 5

The St. Louis Blues won Game 4 of the Western Conference Final on Saturday night, but it certainly came at a price. Both David Backes and Robby …

Ice Hockey

Report: Rick Nash could be on his way out of New York

Rick Nash could be on his way out of New York, according to Sportsnet’s Elliotte Friedman. On Saturday, Friedman brought up the possibility during …

NHL

NHL Draft prospect doesn't want to wash jersey after being checked by Ovechkin

It is safe to say Patrik Laine is a pretty big Alex Ovechkin fan<p>Finland's Patrik Laine is one of the top prospects for 2016 NHL Draft and is expected …

NHL Playoffs Takeaways: Blues roll over Sharks to tie series

The St. Louis Blues tied the Western Conference finals series with an impressive Game 4 win<p>The NHL's Western Conference finals has now become a …

Mike Sullivan's goalie gamble backfires for Penguins in Game 5

The decision of Penguins coach Mike Sullivan to start Marc-Andre Fleury in Game 5 should be questioned<p>PITTSBURGH -- As soon as Pittsburgh Penguins …

23 Embarrassing Celebrity Prom Photos

It’s prom season, so let’s take a look back at some super embarrassing celebrity prom photos to make ourselves feel better about our own questionable …

Tupac Shakur

Top Content On The Internet This Week

Content doesn’t stop, so why should you? You shouldn’t. You should just keep going and going and going, until there’s no room for content in your …

Captain America

9 Lame Hobbies White People Love (For Some Reason)

There's a type of person who continually tries out a combination of varied yet lame hobbies in a quest to find something to replace the sense of …

Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form

While browsing YouTube, you'll occasionally run into a strangely popular video of a person, usually a young lady, doing nothing but making soft …

JoT #2288: Introducing the Trump ear wax cleaner!

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Trump says Clinton wants to abolish the 2nd Amendment

<b>Lynden, Washington (CNN) —</b> Donald Trump on Saturday accused likely Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton of wanting to abolish the right of Americans to legally own guns.<p>"Hillary Clinton wants to abolish the Second Amendment," Trump said at a rally here. "Hillary Clinton wants to take your guns away …

The Meth-Fueled, Weeklong Orgies Ravaging London's Gay Sex-Party Scene

Weeklong, unprotected "slamming parties" fueled by intravenous doses of crystal methamphetamine are an increasing feature of London's gay sex-party scene. They are known to a small but rapidly expanding section of London's gay community. They are...<p><i>Tim, who used to organize "slamming" parties until</i> …

Father died after drinking from bottle of crystal meth he thought was fruit juice

A man died after drinking from a bottle of liquid crystal meth he had mistaken for fruit juice.<p>Romano Dias, who lived in Cambridge, died shortly …

15 WTF Sights To Keep You From Traveling Ever Again

Beware: Don't view these if you plan on traveling any time soon.<p>1. Planes + Wind = Nope<p>2. Not sure if this makes me feel <i>more</i> or <i>less</i> safe...<p>3. …

12 of the Absolute Laziest Things Anyone Has Ever Done

You can't deny you've been lazy at least three or four dozen times in your life. Sometimes, it's hard to NOT be lazy. Would you rather do work, or …

9 Hilariously Homoerotic Rap Lyrics Meant To Be Badass

Rap is less about what you say and more about how you say it. Ice Cube could have recited the <i>Love Boat</i> theme song and made it sound intimidating. …

'Dragons F*cking Cars' Is a Thing on the Internet You Need to Know About

<i>Game of Thrones</i> season six premieres tomorrow night, which is not a thing I can pretend to care about. The whole medieval fantasy genre just doesn't …

Dildo-drone will fly out of your crotch and into your heart

Drones: they deliver weapons, Amazon packages, and now — enormous orgasms.<p>A new drone by a mysterious company called Dildo Everything gives dildos …

Drones

26 Funniest Things Tumblr Has Ever Said About Finals Week

There are few things students dread more than finals week. When months of hard work and study can be destroyed by a few days of exams, there’s a lot …

6 WTF Poems & Books That Probably Screwed You Up As A Kid

The great misconception about classic literature is that it represents a quainter, less sexualized time. A time when men were men, women were the …

Tae Kwon Do Instructor Gets Little Thrill Out Of Pairing Off Completely Mismatched 8-Year-Olds

KANNAPOLIS, NC—Describing the practice as a fun way to liven up what are often routine and repetitive classes, local tae kwon do instructor Chris …

Belgian Woman Joins ISIS Details Why It's Bad | Article

We all know that joining ISIS is just a real bad idea. But one woman was sold on the thought so much so, she moved to Syria with her 4-year-old son …

Thank God Minecraft Doesn't Really Have Physics

In <i>Minecraft</i>, a few block types like sand, gravel, or water are affected by gravity, and that’s mostly it for the in-game physics. In this animation, …

Physics

Incredible: Charles Schulz’s Recently Discovered Journals Reveal The Fascinating Backstory Behind ‘Peanuts’

<i>Perhaps the most beloved comic strip of all time, “Peanuts” is the singular vision of one man: Charles Schulz. Incredibly, the Schulz estate has just</i> …