The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoU.S. Politics Democrats Propose Taxing Treasures Laid Up In Heaven babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—To fund the Biden Administration's infrastructure spending bill, Democrats are proposing a new tax on the treasures Americans have …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeRacism Media Commits To Creating 25% More Racism In 2021 babylonbee.com U.S.—After a successful 2020, media organizations have announced a cooperative effort to create at least 25% more racism in the year 2021. "Racism is …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logo Popular New Mask Reads 'I'm Not A Democrat, I Just Forgot To Take Off My Mask When I Left The Store' babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee The post Popular New Mask Reads 'I'm Not A Democrat, I Just Forgot To Take Off My Mask When I Left The Store' appeared first on The Babylon Bee.
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeToddlers How To Discuss Social Justice With Your Toddler babylonbee.com It can be hard to communicate with toddlers these days, because they are dumb. They only communicate with a few words, some crying and screaming, …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeCalifornia Facebook Blocks Story That Says We Weren't Always At War With Eastasia babylonbee.com MENLO PARK, CA—In recent remarks, President Joe Biden stated that we had always been at war with Eastasia. This had gone unmentioned by most of the …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeProvo Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple babylonbee.com WORLD—The men of the world are demanding reparations from the women of the world after realizing all their problems stem from Eve taking a bite of …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeEmperor Palpatine Emperor Palpatine Claims Death Star Is 'Infrastructure' babylonbee.com GEONOSIS—Earlier today, Emperor Palpatine, may he live forever, announced a new 1-trillion-credit infrastructure proposal. People across the galaxy …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeDogecoin Heavenly Streets Of Gold To Be Upgraded To Dogecoin babylonbee.com HEAVEN—As part of an ongoing restoration project in heaven, the streets of gold in the place of eternal peace with God are soon to be replaced with …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoConstitutional Law ‘We’re Not Tearing Up The Constitution, We’re Untearing It,’ Say Dems While Ripping The Constitution Apart babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have recently proposed the controversial idea of tearing the Constitution to pieces in the name of correcting the …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logo 7 Great Home Defense Options For When Guns Are Banned babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee Brought to you byThe post 7 Great Home Defense Options For When Guns Are Banned appeared first on The Babylon Bee.
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoAfghanistan US Criticized For Withdrawing Troops From Afghanistan While Just 50 Years From Victory babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—The U.S. has been criticized for withdrawing troops from Afghanistan when the country is so close to victory, being just another 50 years away …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoOregon Man Imprisoned In Gulag Just Glad President Isn't Tweeting Mean Things babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PORTLAND, OR—A man in a Portland-area gulag expressed today that he's glad the president isn't tweeting mean things anymore.The post Man Imprisoned …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoThe Bachelor Every Male Viewer Of The Bachelor Comes Out As Gay babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—In a revelation that shocked dozens, every single, male, unmarried viewer of the bachelor came out as gay yesterday. The event marks the first …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMormonism Losing Baseball Team Suggests New Rules Allowing Them To Add 4 Players To The Field babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HAMPTON FALLS, VA—The official softball team of Gracecornerstonelife Church in Hampton Falls was losing fair and square against the Mormon team last …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoVaccination More Conservatives Deciding Not To Get Vaccinated After Learning Liberals Will Stay Away From Them babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—A new study has found that many conservatives are deciding not to get the COVID-19 vaccine after they learned that liberals will continue …
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The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoBernie Sanders Bernie Sanders On BLM Founder: 'No One Should Get Rich Enough Off Politics To Buy Multiple Homes' babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee MONTPELIER, VT—In an address from one of his homes, Bernie Sanders condemned BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors for getting rich off politics and buying …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoConstitutional Law Democrats Propose Packing Court With Illiterate Justices To Make Sure There’s No Chance They’ll Be Influenced By The Constitution babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden has a lot of ambitious, Marxist goals for government, such as installing full Communism and making Christianity …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeConspiracies Report: Conspiracy Theorists Now More Accurate Than Journalists babylonbee.com U.S.—According to several studies of claims made by both journalists and conspiracy theorists over the last 5 years, conspiracy theorists were …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeePolicing BLM Founder Calls For Abolishing Police In All The Areas Where She Doesn't Live babylonbee.com LOS ANGELES, CA—BLM co-founder and "trained Marxist" Patrisse Cullors has called for defunding the police in response to police shootings. She later …
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The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeePennsylvania Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home babylonbee.com U.S.—Amazon is taking a giant leap towards greater equity with the addition of a brand new "Loot" function. Customers will have the option of …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeePolicing 7 Ways The World Would Be Better Without Police babylonbee.com Police are part of a system of oppression that is very systemic and oppressive. It's true-- our rich white sociology professor told us so. Some …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeConstitutional Law Biden Forms Commission To Examine Whether Or Not We Should Dismantle Constitution babylonbee.com WASHINGTON, D.C.—In response to growing requests from his base, Biden has issued an executive order to form a commission on whether we should throw …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoWashington (D.C.) Vaccine Recalled After Two People Who Took It Fell Down A Manhole And Died babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON D.C.—The Food and Drug Administration has asked for all Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 vaccines to be recalled and destroyed after two …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeUnited States Biden Bringing U.S. Troops Home So They Can Guard The Capitol babylonbee.com WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden Administration has announced they will be withdrawing forces from Afghanistan this year. After 2 decades, America's troops …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeAfghanistan Having Achieved Peace In The Middle East, U.S. To Withdraw Troops babylonbee.com AFGHANISTAN—U.S. troops are celebrating Biden's announcement that forces will withdraw from Afghanistan this year, having achieved total peace all …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeRussia In Effort To Boost Ratings, CNN Showing Reruns Of The Russia Investigation babylonbee.com U.S.—In an effort to boost ratings, CNN has announced a series of special broadcasts revisiting some of the most riveting and sensational moments of …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMinnesota Minneapolis City Council To Offer Looting Passports babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee MINNEAPOLIS, MN—The Minneapolis City Council has voted unanimously for the equitable distribution of looting passports to peaceful protestors.The …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon BeeU.S. Politics Democrats: ‘Voting Needs To Be So Easy That Even The Most Uninformed Idiot Can Do It’ babylonbee.com WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have slammed Georgia's voting laws and similar laws across the country, and are demanding that voting be made …
