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Kindergarten Only Non-White Church Member Appears On All Promotional Materialbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee BARRINGTON, IL—When Dave Charles joined Hope Fellowship Church in Barrington, Illinois, he did so because the Bible teaching was sound and the …
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Democrats Trump 2020 Campaign To Simply Air Unedited Footage Of Democrats Talkingbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump campaign has unveiled its 2020 campaign strategy of airing unedited footage of speeches and press conferences by far-left …
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Earth Bizarre New Cult Submerges Converts In Tiny Poolbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WORLD—A bizarre new cult submerges its converts in a tiny pool, sources around the world confirmed.The post Bizarre New Cult Submerges Converts In …
Church's Sin Problem Eliminated After Pastor Posts 'Sin-Free Zone' Sign In Foyerbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HAMPTON, NV—Hampton Totally Not Baptist Community Church had a problem: its members were struggling with sin. The post Church's Sin Problem …
La Jolla Man Drowns As Politically Correct Passengers Struggle To Describe What Just Went Overboardbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee SAN DIEGO, CA—While sailing off the La Jolla coast Friday, a man tragically drowned after falling off a boat and being lost at sea. He could have …
Racism People Who Have Screamed 'Racism' For Decades Wonder Why No One Is Listening To Them About Trumpbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—Many on the left are extremely concerned with the racist behavior of President Trump, especially with recent remarks telling non-white citizens …
Atheism New Evidence For Atheism Exhibit Just Large Empty Warehousebabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee NEW YORK, NY—An all-new "Evidence for Atheism" exhibit opened at the Freedom from the Sky Fairy Museum was revealed to just be a large, empty …
Gender Enraged Turtles Emerge From Berkeley Manhole To Kick The Crap Out Of Whoever Decided To Call It A 'Non-Gender-Specific Personhole'babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee BERKELEY, CA—According to a police report, a squad of enraged mutant turtles emerged from a Berkeley manhole late last night in order to kick the …
Bernie Sanders Sanders: 'If You Like Your Means Of Production, You Can Keep Your Means Of Production'babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PHILADELPHIA, PA—At a campaign stop Thursday evening, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders assured the nation that his proposed switch to socialism …
Uber New Uber Service Will Go On A Run For Youbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—A new Uber service called UberJog promises to let you call an expert runner to go on a run on your behalf.The post New Uber Service Will Go On A …
Millennials Millennial Horrified As Old Age Filter Shows Him Living On His Own, Working Steady Jobbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PORTLAND, OR—Local millennial man Brandon Waller saw his friends posting their selfies from a new app that makes you look older.The post Millennial …
Grand Theft Auto Christian Playing 'Grand Theft Auto' Obeys All Traffic Lawsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PHOENIX, AZ—Local Christian gamer Kyle Lambert finally got around to playing smash-hit video game Grand Theft Auto V and its multiplayer component, …
Southern Baptist Trump Finally Loses Baptist Support After Video Emerges Of Him Dancingbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—President Trump's usually strong support among Baptists has finally come to an end after video emerged of him dancing.The post Trump Finally …
NASA NASA Announces All-Female Remake Of Staged Moon Landingsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HOUSTON, TX—As a tribute to the 50th anniversary of its fake moon landing, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced a reboot …
Babies Doctor Congratulates New Father And Hands Him Official Book Of Lame Jokesbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee ANCHORAGE, AK—Bryan and Heather Ginsling were overjoyed to find out they were expecting their first child last year. Finally, early this morning, the …
Space Force Facebook Event Proposes Storming Space Force Base To Obtain Trump's Death Star Plansbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—A new Facebook event proposes storming a U.S. Space Force base in Florida and stealing the official plans to the United States military's Death …
Houses Man Bitten By Radioactive Cat Just Lies Around House All Daybabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee BROOKLYN, NY—Local man Peter Martin was living a normal life. He was energetic, good at his job, and kind to everyone he met.The post Man Bitten By …
Leana Wen Leana Wen Fired After Failing To Hit Baby-Killing Quotababylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee NEW YORK, NY—Planned Parenthood fired Leana Wen this week, stating that the former president had regularly failed to hit her monthly goals in regards …
Moon Missions Plan To Put Women On The Moon Canceled After They Find Out How Cold It Getsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—NASA's plan to put a woman on the moon was abruptly canceled in the planning stages after the female astronauts signed up for the mission found …
Trump Tower Trump Tower To Be Constructed On Temple Mountbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee JERUSALEM, ISRAEL—Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu recently announced that a settlement in the Golan Heights would be named Ramat Trump …
White Supremacism Progressive Immediately Shouts 'White Supremacy!' At Every Image In Rorschach Testbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA—Friends and family members of local progressive woman June April were concerned about her. She had been seeing things and hearing …
Snapchat This Fun New Snapchat Filter Will Make It Look Like You're Crying At The Borderbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—Users demanded it, and now it's here: a fun new filter introduced by Snapchat today will make it look like you're crying at the U.S./Mexico …
Money Compassionate Christian Votes For Government To Steal Money From His Neighbor And Give It To The Poorbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HILLSIDE, OR—A lot of Christians are criticized for not being very compassionate to the poor. But you can't say that about Larry DeManson, a local …
Kindergarten Only Non-White Church Member Appears On All Promotional Materialbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee BARRINGTON, IL—When Dave Charles joined Hope Fellowship Church in Barrington, Illinois, he did so because the Bible teaching was sound and the …
Calvinism Reformed Church Converts Visitor Parking Into Elect Parkingbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HIDDEN GROVE, MS—Church leaders at Exclusive Grace Reformed Church confirmed Tuesday that they've designated special parking spots just for the …
Intersectional Feminism 007 To Be Played By Intersectionality Checklistbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee BEVERLY HILLS, CA—An insider source at MGM confirmed Tuesday that the role of Agent 007 in the next James Bond movie will be played by a literal …
Democrats Trump 2020 Campaign To Simply Air Unedited Footage Of Democrats Talkingbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump campaign has unveiled its 2020 campaign strategy of airing unedited footage of speeches and press conferences by far-left …
Whole Foods White Privilege Card Now Good For 10% Off At Whole Foodsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—According to a representative for the official White Privilege rewards program, every Caucasian person's White Privilege Card is now good for a …
Trump Distracts From Previous Racist Tweets With New Racist Tweetsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what's being called a "4D chess move" worthy of the greatest 4D chess grandmasters in the universe, President Trump was able to …
Live-action Remakes All Looney Tunes Shorts To Receive Live-Action Remakesbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee BURBANK, CA—Warner Brothers Animation announced last week that they would be following in the footsteps of Disney by remaking all of their classic …
Lego Hell Introduces New Extra-Hot Section For People Who Lick Ice Cream And Put It Back On The Shelfbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HELL—After learning of a new video trend in which youths are licking ice cream, putting the lid back on, and placing the container back on the store …
Amazon Local Christian Vows To Be Content Right After He Places One More Massive Amazon Orderbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee Brought to you by:The post Local Christian Vows To Be Content Right After He Places One More Massive Amazon Order appeared first on The Babylon Bee.
