Nigeria New York Times Reveals Source On Kavanaugh Allegations Was Reputable Nigerian Princebabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee NEW YORK, NY—Many people criticized the New York Times' recent piece bringing to light new and recycled Brett Kavanaugh allegations, especially after …
Airplanes Democrats Warn That Airplanes May Stage Another Attack, Similar To 9/11babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—In a recent press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senator Cory Booker and other top Democrats expressed deep concerns that airplanes …
Gun Control Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Lawsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats such as Beto O’Rourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that …
Housing Tough Housing Market Forces More Millennials To Live In Van Down By The Riverbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—A tough, high-priced, and brutally competitive housing market is forcing more and more millennials to live in a van down by the river. The post …
Constitutional Law Beto: 'Hell Yes I'm Going To Violate My Oath To Defend The Constitution'babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee The post Beto: 'Hell Yes I'm Going To Violate My Oath To Defend The Constitution' appeared first on The Babylon Bee.
Plastic New Radar System Alerts Politicians When People Are Enjoying Something So They Can Ban Itbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Politicians in Washington have developed a radar that detects when people are enjoying something so they know what will be the …
Joe Biden 'Alright, We'll Call It A Draw,' Concedes Joe Biden After Final Limb Falls Offbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee HOUSTON, TX—Debates can be tough, what with all the attempting not to say anything nonsensical and standing there and trying not to fall apart. Last …
Democratic National Convention Podcast #14: Race And Grace With Kira Davisbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee Listen to this episode on our podcast page or subscribe on your favorite podcast platform here.The post Podcast #14: Race And Grace With Kira Davis …
Kool-Aid Introduces New Pre-Watered-Down Fruit Punch For Church Functionsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee CHICAGO, IL—Kool-Aid has announced a new line of fruit punch flavors that are pre-watered-down for church functions.The post Kool-Aid Introduces New …
Elizabeth Warren Art Exhibit Features Elizabeth Warren Reading DNA Test Resultsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee VENICE—A thought-provoking new art exhibit in Venice, Italy yesterday showed Elizabeth Warren sitting at a desk reading her DNA test results for over …
Vaping More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Banbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—According to a new report, more e-cigs are being disguised as AR-15s to avoid a looming White House ban on the devices.The post More E-Cigs …
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Ocasio-Cortez Proposes Tuition-Free School For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Toobabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—After learning that many kids have trouble affording good schools, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveiled her plans for a …
Non-binary Dog Identifies As Genderfluid To Avoid Getting Neuteredbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PORTLAND, OR—LGBTQ+ activists are praising Spot, as Spot is the world's first genderfluid dog. Spot came to the realization he's genderfluid after …
Planned Parenthood Archaeologists: Pre-Inca Child Sacrifice Site Was Actually A Planned Parenthoodbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee LIMA, PERU—A recently discovered pre-Columbian burial site containing the bodies of hundreds of slaughtered children was originally considered to be …
Walruses John Bolton Waves Goodbye, Returns To Sea To Be Walrus Againbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PACIFIC OCEAN—With his position as National Security Advisor of the United States having come to an end, John Robert Bolton has decided it is time to …
Women's News New Version Of Monopoly For Christian Women Has You Recruit All The Other Players Into A Pyramid Schemebabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PAWTUCKET, RI—Hasbro has unveiled a new version of Monopoly targeted at Christian women. The game, titled Ms. Monopoly: Church Edition, will task you …
Portland Overtakes Mos Eisley As Most Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainybabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee PORTLAND, OR—In a poll of the most wretched hives of scum and villainy in the universe, Portland has overtaken Mos Eisley for the first time.The post …
Driving New App Lets Your Spouse Control The Car With Voice Commandsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—A new app lets your spouse control the car with voice commands from the passenger seat.The post New App Lets Your Spouse Control The Car With …
Church Singles Group Not As Attractive As Website Suggestsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee SANDY SPRINGS, GA—Badly shaken eyewitnesses are providing disturbing reports that the “Singles Together” singles group of CrossBreeze Christian …
Netflix Netflix Moves All Comedy Specials To Horror Categorybabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee LOS GATOS, CA—Instead of laughter, many of the new comedy specials on Netflix have been met with anger and condemnation from progressives. In a canny …
Lady Gaga California Schools Require All Students To Worship Rainbow Flag When Lady Gaga Song Playsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom was reportedly sitting around in his office with nothing to do Tuesday, which is a problem for a guy whose job …
Apple Watch New Apple Watch Can Be Implanted In Your Hand Or Forehead, Costs Just $666babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee CUPERTINO, CA—Apple has unveiled its next-generation series of iPhones, iPads, and Apple Watches. The most exciting product announcement at the event …
John Bolton Hired As National Security Advisor Of The Galactic Empirebabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee MAW INSTALLATION—Shortly after being ousted as the National Security Advisor of the United States, John Bolton found work more suited to his position …
Nation's Homeschoolers Excited To Participate In Bring Your Bible To School Daybabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—October 3 will be this year’s Bring Your Bible to School Day, an event created by Focus on the Family that encourages students …
Alabama That Alabama Sharpie Thing Identified As Most Important Issue By 78% Of Votersbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—In a recent survey of the top issue for likely voters, there was a clear winner, scoring as the number one concern for 78% of respondents: the …
Taliban Trump Cancels Taliban Meeting After Learning It's THAT Talibanbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump called off a meeting with the Taliban scheduled to occur at Camp David after realizing it's actually the same …
U.S. Politics Nation's Raging Dumpster Fires Ask People To Stop Comparing Them To American Politicsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—The raging dumpster fires of the nation held a press conference Monday at which they politely asked people to stop comparing them to American …
Money Insane Guy Shouting He'll Buy Back Your Stuff With Your Own Money Becomes Popular Democratic Candidatebabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee TROUTDALE, MI—An insane man who is known for stumbling through the streets of Troutdale shouting at people that he'll buy back things from them that …
House That Took Five Hours To Clean Destroyed By Kids In Fourteen Secondsbabylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee CORONA, CA—According to sources close to the Manning residence, local mother Linda Manning spent over five hours cleaning her two-story home Monday. …
Buttigieg: 'Life Begins When A Person Registers As A Democrat'babylonbee.com - The Babylon Bee U.S.—Mayor Pete Buttigieg has come under fire after claiming that life only begins when you register as a Democrat.The post Buttigieg: 'Life Begins …
