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First hint of 'life after death' in biggest ever scientific study

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4-Year-Old Thinks Heroin Is Candy, Distributes Hundreds of Packets at School

A 4-year-old girl took hundreds of packets of heroin to her day care center and began passing it out, thinking it was candy, Delaware State Police …

Day Care

Movie Theaters Hope To Add Another Dimension To Their Profits

Some experimental features have been popping up in movie theaters lately. One of them is a so-called 4-D experience. It's hard to describe in words exactly what a 4-D movie experience feels like, but here's one attempt: it is intense.<p>During a recent screening of <i>Guardians of the Galaxy</i> in 4-D at the …

The 14 Most Inappropriate Things That Happened In 2013

It's 2013. When are celebrities going to learn?<p>This was all created via the Nudifer app.

Lookout Warns App That Pays for Unused Text Messages Is a Big-Time Security Threat

Mobile security vendor Lookout is warning customers that an app that pays users to send text messages on their behalf is dangerous and should be …

Uncut version of Nymphomaniac to debut at Berlin film festival

The five and a half hour version of Lars Von Trier's already-infamous film will be screened at the Berlin film festival<p>The cinema version of Lars Von Trier's new film Nymphomaniac may be a draining four hours long, and split into two halves for its release, but the full uncut film extends to a …

Microsoft's Xbox One May Be Losing The Console War Due To Kinect Alone

Working in this industry, I tend to make predictions quite a bit. Usually they pan out, like the bad feeling I had that the Wii U was going to bomb for Nintendo without new appeal to non-gamers, or that Micosoft would be forced to changes its DRM/used game policies because of public outcry.<p>But …

Warning: Your Sriracha Supply Is in Serious Jeopardy

There’s one key difference between kids who excel at math and those who don’t

• Different kids with different levels of preparation come into a math class. Some of these kids have parents who have drilled them on math from a young age, while others never had that kind of parental input.<br>• On the first few tests, the well-prepared kids get perfect scores, while the unprepared kids …

Kids

Meet the worst movie ever made

In Hollywood’s long history of star-studded “devil’s candy” movies, there’s nothing as terrible as “The Counselor”<p>Andrew O'Hehir<p>October 26, 2013 9:15pm (UTC)<p>From the opening shot of Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy’s “The Counselor,” in which Michael Fassbender and Penélope Cruz are supposedly …

California Can't Decide Where To Send Its Youngest Killer

Six months after Joseph Hall, now 13, was convicted of second-degree murder for fatally shooting his neo-Nazi father in 2011, the state weighs where he will spend the next decade: in therapy or in one of the country’s most violent prison systems.<p>In January 2013, when now-13-year-old Joseph Hall was …

A Disabled Marine Is Designing The Best Steam Box You've Never Heard Of

In the battle for the living room, the PC has been only tangentially related; a lofty aspiration next to the dominance of Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo. Then along came the proposition of a “Steam box” and its promise of modularity, diminutive design, and ease of use.<p>True, there are existing …

Official Tickets and Your Source for Live Entertainment

Jul<p>26<p>Thu<p>featuring Annie LeBlanc, Jet Jurgensmeyer, Caroline Grace, Macy Martin, Sage Charmaine… and a surprise special guest!<p>Rams Head Live!, …

Death, genocide, and ‘Zeti’ strangling: The grim language of Sonic: Lost World

Sega is just a few months away from releasing its latest Sonic the Hedgehog game. To get the game in stores, the publisher recently submitted the title, known as Sonic: Lost World, to the Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB) to get its classification.<p>As it turns out, the ESRB found some …

Flipboard Magazines for JOBS Film Launch

Inside Flipboard / July 26, 2013<p>While the movie JOBS doesn’t arrive in theaters until August 16, on Flipboard the anticipation for the film that …

Samsung dominates, Apple stalls in Q2 global smartphone shipments

A Samsung Galaxy S4, right, with the older Galaxy S3 behind it.<p>The second quarter of 2013 brought more good news for Samsung but less so for Apple, at least as far as smartphone sales go. But the year isn't over yet — in fact, the toughest fight is yet to come.<p>Tracking firm IDC's numbers on global …

Selena Gomez or Britney Spears (or Miley, or Xtina, or Demi, etc.) -- who's YOUR favorite former Disney girl? http://hollywood.li/1e24ytS

More tears for Clementine at Comic-Con

If you needed convincing that Telltale's <i>The Walking Dead</i> has done more to change gaming these last few years than any other title, Comic-Con was the place to be.<p>Here was a room full of hundreds of people who, overwhelmingly, had completed a five-part episodic point-and-click adventure that relied …

Renault "Va Va Voom" Ad Banned For "Objectifying Women"

It truly is amazing that shite like this is still being produced in 2013.<p>The ad is titled: "Two unsuspecting guys take the Renault Clio for a test drive."<p>Yes, "unsuspecting."<p>This is yet another one of those fake ambient ads where we're supposed to believe that the "unsuspecting" rubes aren't …

The 15 Most Difficult "Would You Rather" Questions Of All Time

Well, would you?

Robert Downey Jr: from lost cause to highest-paid Hollywood actor

Fifteen years ago, Robert Downey Jr was sleeping on his assistant's sofa, addicted to heroin, cocaine and alcohol, and with only the first of several …

Film Visits London to See Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in 'The World's End' – /Film

Twenty-four hours in the air, 12,000 miles traveled and six years of anticipation is a lot to live up to. This was the bar set as I traveled from Los …

Opinion – Why Naughty Dog Shouldn't Make A Sequel To The Last Of Us

I beat The Last of Us a couple weeks ago, but that adventure is still ringing through my head like a brass bell. The game easily sits on my list of …

AT&T Next Allows You to Get a New Phone Every Year

When two years is just too long to wait for a new device.<p>For some people, getting one smartphone every two years just isn't enough, and considering …

Your App Is Slow Because Our World Is Ending

The meatiest article I ran across on the Internet this week was also–maybe–a harbinger of doom for life as we know it. I mean Drew Crawford’s superb piece <i>Why mobile web apps are slow</i>. It’s long, and somewhat dense, but definitely worth reading if you’re technical enough to follow along.<p>Its upshot: …

Unearthing E.T.: Exploring the secrets of the Atari graveyard

The story of the New Mexico landfill into which Atari supposedly emptied the remains of thousands of unsold copies of <i>E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial</i> more than 30 years ago is full of at least as much mystery as fact.<p>Fuel Industries founder and CEO Mike Burns is a longtime fan of Atari folklore, and in …

Atari pioneer and Pong creator launches Kickstarter for mobile game

Al Alcorn, the Atari pioneer and creator of the first commercially successful video game, Pong, has launched a new Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign to raise money for a new mobile game called Seriously?!.<p>Alcorn has teamed up with Silicon Valley game veteran Roger Hector (who has worked on more …

An Illustrated Take On Jay-Z's "99 Problems"

The Tumblr 99 Problems is a daily illustration of how artist Ali Graham imagines Jay-Z's life. Some reference his lyrics, some are just silly, but they're all delightful.

The Xbox could have been named 11-X, original WEP and DirectX Box codenames revealed

Microsoft introduced its first gaming console in late 2001 with the Xbox naming, but it could have been branded something entirely different by the company's marketing teams. In an interview with <i>Edge Online</i>, original launch team member Seamus Blackley reveals some of the names that Microsoft …